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parents:
honey, it's time for the sex talk
me:
what do you wanna know
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werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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tarqaryxn:

Lord of the Rings alphabetCaras Galadhon

Ca · ras  Ga · la · dhon  \ˈkaras ˈgalaðon\
n. “fortress of trees”

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chuckquizmo:

schizocoatyl:

confusedtree:

muffinlawd12:

kidouyuuto:

whendaybreaks:

chuckquizmo:

sweeterthanmydreams:


“Never give up”

Doesn’t that just say lettuce…?

no it says never give up 

it says “retasu” it’s fucking lettuce

no it says never give up

that fucking says lettuce
jesus christ

no it says never give up

I AM MAJORING IN ANGEINT JAPANESE AND MORDERN JAPANESE AND EVWEN JAPANESE SLANG, YOU MOTHER FUCKING  SASSHOLES. THAT SAYS LETTCUE IN ENGLSHES. IF YOU WER TO WRITE THE ENGLISH VERSsION ON  A PEICE OF PAPER. MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU stupid dumbass ASS PEAOPLE OF TUMBLR!!! HE EVEN LOOK LIKE A HEAD OF LETTUCE??!!?? HE SAYD LAETIUCE! WHYY CANt U SEEEEEEE THAT YOU STUPID BUCKTS OF FILTH!?!!!!!! IT. SAYS/\ LETFUCTS!!!!

no it says never give up 

chuckquizmo:

schizocoatyl:

confusedtree:

muffinlawd12:

kidouyuuto:

whendaybreaks:

chuckquizmo:

sweeterthanmydreams:

“Never give up”

Doesn’t that just say lettuce…?

no it says never give up 

it says “retasu” it’s fucking lettuce

no it says never give up

that fucking says lettuce

jesus christ

no it says never give up


I AM MAJORING IN ANGEINT JAPANESE AND MORDERN JAPANESE AND EVWEN JAPANESE SLANG, YOU MOTHER FUCKING  SASSHOLES. THAT SAYS LETTCUE IN ENGLSHES. IF YOU WER TO WRITE THE ENGLISH VERSsION ON  A PEICE OF PAPER. MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU stupid dumbass ASS PEAOPLE OF TUMBLR!!! HE EVEN LOOK LIKE A HEAD OF LETTUCE??!!?? HE SAYD LAETIUCE! WHYY CANt U SEEEEEEE THAT YOU STUPID BUCKTS OF FILTH!?!!!!!! IT. SAYS/\ LETFUCTS!!!!

no it says never give up 

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Why is a porn blog following me

- Ancient tumblr user proverb (via cutemutant)

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makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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norvillerogers:

i just found an old flash drive and this is the only thing on it

norvillerogers:

i just found an old flash drive and this is the only thing on it

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gameofthronesdaily:

“She tried so hard to be brave, to be fierce as a wolverine and all, but some times she felt she was a little girl after all.”

gameofthronesdaily:

“She tried so hard to be brave, to be fierce as a wolverine and all, but some times she felt she was a little girl after all.”

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evilsoutherngentleman:

ceriserin:

also a moment of silence for female characters who get a lot of shit but would be adored if they were male

I would prefer a moment of shouting demand this be corrected, personally.